Feminism is...

Feminism is, at its core, a misnomer. It is the avaricious, casuistic, and narcissistic self-glorified pejorative intended to define the egocentric machinations of the oppressed in their attempt to gain dominance of social and economic fields. While purportedly holding the ideal of equal rights or benefits between the sexes, the very root of the word is that of female-dominance, a 180-degree reversal from the current patriarchal society of America and the world at large. As such, it is a movement predicated upon falsehoods and deceptions, preying upon the weak, the fearful, and those coerced into either inaction or action against their own self-interest, by virtue of guilt and persuasive exaggerations and misinterpretations. Society functions upon the willful acquiescence of its citizens; to upset the social order is to introduce anarchy, civil unrest, and incessant retaliatory predations justified by a cry for restitution and vengeance.

Yet even beyond these causal relationships of vainglorious proclamations of women’s achievements in comparison to the denunciation of male-dominated success, one must ask why it is that the woman seeks the damnation of strife inherent in the male world. By virtue of certain topics left untouched by the women’s rights movements – such as the fact that men must register for the draft, while feminists seeking equal rights do not desire that particular aspect – the assignation of women’s privilege supersede women’s rights. Such imperatives necessitate a refutation before offering the barest of considerations to their movement, lest the world come under a female-dominated oligarchy bent upon retribution for the perceived crimes in our shared past.

From the perspective of the economist, having the majority of citizens out of the workforce is an absolute necessity to maximize profitability. The American economy is arranged in such a way that the amount of goods required to supply the nation only necessitates the male population holding positions of management, production, and distribution. Introduce a new variable – the female employee – and the workforce increases while demand remains largely constant. This creates an excess of employees without an excess of demand, resulting in an astounding unemployment rate; such is one of the causes of our current financial distress. As American business grows largely robotized, the ideal workforce is one that gradually shrinks, not expands, thus making the feminist movement a leading cause for the dismal state of the American economy.

Even ignoring economy, or the ludicrous notions of morality adhered to be proponents of feminism, there is one primary reason to prevent the dominance of females in society: it would usher in a new wave of effective slavery. Indeed, the very fact that feminism concerns the growing of power and resources available to females, there is no evidence to suggest that the movement will cease and desist upon reaching parity with their male counterparts. The roles would reverse, and women – as all men know – have long memories of the grievances committed against them, whether real or imagined. To place the woman above the man is to consign the male sex to slavery and persecution, beginning the cycle once more, to repeat itself to exhaustion.